Author: shivam

  • Jamun fruits take me

    Jamuns take back to childhood days

    There was a jamun tree, in the timber storage yard behind our house at Olavakkode. It belonged to Janab Unnikkammu Saheb. He was only Unnikkamu but when he became a rich business man, his name expanded with a prefix and suffix. There was a mosque and an elementary school for Muslim kids, in the premises, which too belonged to him.
    As children in the next neighborhood, our interest was the jamun fruits, which were ripe and lay spread on the ground, like a velvet carpet. We were given free entry into the depot as the Mullah of the mosque, the guardian of the premises, was Appa’s friend. Had we then known about the nutritive value of the Jamun fruits we would have collected those in baskets and brought home. Instead, we bit a few, ate the pulp, threw the seeds there itself and went back home.

    It was ok, as we were children then.

    But it was not Ok, when I grew up and was expected to know the value of opportunities. Instead of making use of the opportunities, chances, effectively, I threw the fruits then and there onto the dust, without even biting and tasting the pulp. During my young days, I discarded only the seeds after chewing and enjoying the pulp of the fruits.

    Now, that tree is not there. Even if I wanted to collect a truck-full, it is not possible. When the tree itself is not there from where will the fruits come ? The mosque, the elementary school, a Mullah, timber depot. all are there, but not the jamun tree. And for jamun fruits, you need a jamun tree!

    Many of you would have been familiar with the famous four liner attributed to Mahakavi Kalidasa, ending with, ‘Gulu, guggulu, guggulu’

    The king throws in the court the fourth line of a verse, ‘gulu, guggulu, guggulu’, as a part of Samasyapooranam, an intelligent past time, play with words.

    In the mind of the great Poet appears the scene which he used to observe during his walk. He recalls the sound when ripe fruits from the branches shaken by monkeys fall into the clear waters . Instantly comes out a verse with ‘Gulu guggulu, guggulu as the fourth line:

    Jambhool phalaani pakwaani
    Padanthi vimale jalae
    Kapikampitha saakhaayam
    Gulu, guggulu, guggulu’

    There is another version that Kalidasa, while strolling along with the king, saw the fruits falling from the branches shaken by monkeys and instantly composed the verse.

    ‘It was not Kalidasa’, claim some scholars.

    I’m least bothered.
    The stanza sounds sweet, imaginative and interesting and it would be difficult to compose instantly another one, as attractive as this, with the limited option of the fourth line.

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  • Poverty is unbearable

    Poverty is unbearable. Absolute poverty is absolutely unbearable. Only those who suffered poverty themselves will understand the suffering of others.
    I remember these two lines from a Malayalam poem, which convey this message:

    ദാരിദ്രമെന്നുള്ള തറിഞ്ഞ വർക്കേ
    പാരിൽ പര ക്ലേശ വിവേകം ഉള്ളു

    Daaridramennulatharinjavarkkae
    Paaril paraklesa vivekamullu.

    Many families have survived with only Kanji, the semi liquid rice and a chammandhi for a side dish, which has only a few onion and green or red chilli pieces and salt crystals added for taste.

    When Thankam ( name changed) joined our institute she didn’t have a pair of footwear to wear. To enter a Medical Institute barefooted, was not allowed but our Director, considering her financial background didn’t object. He didn’t even advance a small amount lest it would have hurt her feelings. Only after drawing her first salary she could buy the footwear.

    She was a top class assistant. She took care of her family too, by educating her siblings and securing them life partners. In the process, she neglected her health, didn’t take timely medicine for BP and had a stroke, when she was around 50. She died after a few years with memory loss.

    She was a frail girl, thin and spicy like a green chilli.
    Once I told her, ‘ when you joined the institute you, you were thin and spicy like a green chilli. Twenty years are over now but neither your body weight has gone up by an ounce nor your spiciness has comedown a bit. Wonder how you could maintain your status quo so efficiently!’

    ‘Simple, Sir,’ she replied, ‘ my staple food for twenty years before drawing my first salary was green chilli thokayal and kanji for side dish’.

    I remembered Thangham for no reason this morning and enquired another former colleague about her daughters.

    ‘They are married and well settled in life, Sir’, he replied.
    Good. They never had to live on kanji and thokayal. Nor they would have attended their workplace barefooted.

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  • Ammalu is always right

    ‘Ammalu, how many languages your mother knows, one, two?’

    ‘How many you know?’

    ‘Eight. Malayalam, Telugu, Tamil. 3 ok? Three European languages. And in Samskritham, I’m a scholar’

    ‘You are a hero of languages and a big zero in totaling. My mother will tell you, 3+3+1= 7 and not 8′

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    Ammalu, I have finally decided to go to the Himalayan valley and adopt Sanyasam. . I know you won’t like this idea, but I can’t help. I have to explore ways for Moksham’

    ‘SP, you are overaged for many things, including Sanyasam. I won’t therefore stand in your way. But, what is the purpose of sitting inside a cave or under a tree and think about the flavor of the roasted dry chilli pieces, those black beauties, smiling from the white background of thayir sadam or the white ice dots shining from the brims of Margarita cups? ‘

    ‘I’m relieved. Thought you would mention about some other attractions’

    ‘You are over, over aged for those attractions, SP’

    ——————–

    Ammalu, she is a pasu, a cow with no horns’

    ‘Who?’

    ‘Your mom’

    ‘She is a chundeli, a mouse with no teeth. Who?’

    ‘My mom’

    ‘Correct. But she thinks she is a puli, cheetah with sharp teeth and nails. I have fought with many such monsters. Tell her I am not scared of her’

    ‘Why don’t you tell her?’

    ‘The problem Ammalu is, the moment she hears my voice, she turns into a puli, cheetah’

    ‘You are wrong, SP. She doesn’t change, but you change into a horn -less cow or a teeth -less mouse’

    ‘So, you agree that I’m a puli, cheetah, otherwise?’

    ‘No, you are a husband with horns, teeth and nails before me and shed all those weapons the moment you see my mom’

    ‘Do I shiver in her presence, Ammalu?’

    ‘You don’t. You praise her unnecessarily,  sky-high!’

    ——————-

    ‘A husband should be the master, not a servant to his wife. He should be the ruler, not the ruled. He should be the king, not a subject. He should be a man and not a woman’

    ‘Agreed with the last condition, SP. the rest are rubbish’

     

    ————–

    ‘My sixth sense tells me, Ammalu, that there is something wrong in  your relationship with your mom’

    ‘Very true. She scolded me for tolerating your nonsensical words and deeds and I protested:
    ‘Only his five senses are in disarray. What about his sixth?”,
    I asked her.

     

     

  • Togetherness, that is all!

    Mathan bharani
    The ceramic storage containers which we called ‘Baranies’ were widely used in Indian kitchen and I hope those are still in use. Pickles were the primary item stored and then curd, buttermilk.
    With a brightly polished exterior and neat interior, maintenance was easy.
    ‘She is like a ‘mathan bharani’ -means she is short with a rich middle part’
    ‘And he, like a ‘murunkaikai! Like a drumstick’
    ‘So what ? They didn’t seek a divorce three or three years after wedding. They have been living together for thirty years happily, quarreling morning and evening’
    ‘Quarreling morning to evening and living happily?’
    ‘Yes, you expect a married couple to quarrel  throughout day and night?’
    ‘I don’t, but wonder what will they do rest of the time?’
     
    ‘Don’t ask silly questions. When I say they lived happily, I have covered the rest of the time’
    ‘Oh, now I understood, a bit. Quarrel is only an external symptom of internal togetherness!’
    ‘Say, togetherness. Don’t say a word more’
    ‘Oh, now I understood completely’

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  • Behind every shine


    If you are shining and spreading light, there is someone behind you burning and turning into charcoal. It could be your wife at home, who makes your food and bed and after feeding and putting the kids to sleep, awaits for your late return from the office. It could be your parents, who burnt their life and turning into charcoal and struggling to survive. It could be even you, yourself, burning your life for shining and in the process getting aged faster.
    But, one thing is certain. For something to shine, something else has to burn and turn into charcoal.
    Our animal sacrifices in the olden days, were the symbols  of this idea. In parched area, to find water in a village well, they used to sacrifice an animal. May be a superstition. But, even superstitions are based on some thoughts, experience. You may accept or not. Many traditional thoughts, I don’t follow. That doesn’t mean that those thoughts were absolutely hollow. If I don’t accept, I reap the good or bad of it. That is all.
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  • Ammalu is always right

    ‘Let us be friends Ammalu. All said and done, I can’t avoid you and you can’t avoid me’
    ‘Agreed. Take me to a movie and buy me an ice cream’
    ‘Agreed. Get ready for the movie’
    ‘Which movie?’
    ‘Kaathavaraayan’
    ‘Forget about my friendship. I will go with my friends for a Hindi or English movie’
    ——————
    Mom, your sweet son in law is there?’
    ‘Yes, he is hiding behind me. I’m sure that he did some minor mischief and came here to escape from your punishment’
    ‘Minor of course? Mom, you know what he did? He scratched my back when we were shopping in the Chettiar shop’
    ‘Top or bottom back?’
    ‘Behind neck’
    ‘It is OK, Ammalu. He has just returned from USA and would have been tempted by seeing hubbies and honeys mutually scratching backs of partners in public places, out of love’
    ‘Mom, you saying this? I’m sure that SP would have brainwashed you. Is he still hiding behind your back?’
    ‘ I have given him a small work. When he pleaded that I should protect you from your wrath, I asked him to milk our cow and he happily agreed. My milkman is absent today’
    ‘Will your milkman come tomorrow, mom?’
    ‘He may not’
    ‘Then, I will let SP to scratch my back tomorrow also’
    ‘Thank you, only top back’
    ‘Of course, only top back’
     
     

  • Pathu pavan

    ‘Pathu pavan, how much? Pathu pavan, kudukkalam’. Worth ten sovereigns- what? Your Ammalu stories? Ha, ha, I won’t get pathu Kasu – ten paise.
    Then, what is that worthy stuff you have other than your friend circle?
    Sleep- slept for about three hours, at a stretch, after returning from the hospital. Amazing! Sound, dreamless, Devine sleep!
    What is so big about it?
    Man, people like me, who don’t get good sleep at night only know it’s value.
    After a good sleep, where else did I go, other than kitchen? Megh’s coconut water bottle and mixed nuts were waiting. I love both. She had bought a carton of twelve coconut water bottles for me, from the Indian Stores today.
    But btw, I miss the excitement of enjoying the drink on a hot day, from the roadside vendor, after bargaining the price.
    ‘Ettu roopaya?, I used to bargain to the lady with blue or red sari, at a Chennai street corner, holding a nut ready to be beheaded by the big blade of the koduval, big knife in her other hand.
    ‘Eight rupees for a tender coconut? There are eight trees in my house’ I explained.
    ‘On veedu enkae Saami? Where is your house?’ She enquired. Only inquisitiveness was behind that innocent query.
    ‘Hyderabadlae. Onkalukku Habsiguda theriyuma ? I tried to give her a word picture of the geographical location of my house. When I raised my hand and head to explain the height of the dome of the Osmania University buildings, she cuts me short and said,
    ‘Kashtapadathae kannu. Ankae poi. marathilae eri thanni kudi- don’t struggle (to explain. Go to your place, climb a tree, collect the nut and drink the water). Giving me no chance of offering an extra quarter, she turns to another customer and enquires,’on veettilae evalavu maram irukku kannu?’
    How many trees are there in your backyard?
    I didn’t like that Chennai woman , calling the other customer too as ‘kannu’ or dear !
    The coconut water here, costs $4.00 per bottle. No bargaining. But the Panjabi shop man gave some discount for the bulk purchase.
    Don’t know whether it was because I praised his hair style. ‘Kannu’, in the reverse direction, but not damaging!
    Kannu, as you know is eye. ‘You are my eyes’, you would have heard boys lying to the newly wed wife. I too called Ammalu so, but rather loudly. Someone in the crowd heard it.
    – a 9x9x9 – (means a nine yards -wearing Mami of 9×9 – 81 years old)
    ‘Kannum illai, Mookkum illai. Mariyadaikku, marathakamae nnu koopidu- don’t call her as your eyes and nose, call Marathakam . I was hell shocked!
    Marathakam was the name of a friend! Those days we had no girl friends, only friends!
    The 9x9x9 didn’t stop with that . She exhorted Ammalu, ‘Marathakavalli manasaa samarami pademti- why don’t you sing that song starting with ‘Marathakavalli–‘
    I was left with no option but to sit till the end.
    When the song was over, 9x9x9 enquired,
    ‘Mappalae, pattu eppidi- how was the song?’
    Even today, Ammalu sings that song to harass me!
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  • ‘It is better to obey wife and lead a peaceful life than quarrel with her and make days miserable,’ says a friend. Intelligent guy. What say Ammalu?’
    ‘I can also pretend ‘
    ‘Pretend to obey me?’
    ‘Pretend to make food, pretend to serve you. Pretend to have forgotten the names of the women who calls you’
    ‘Do women ever call me, Ammalu?’
    ‘How do I know? I never go near the phone’
    ‘So, the twenty and odd calls you attend everyday is only pretending?’
    ‘I’m not your wife to answer your question, gentleman!’
    ‘Ammalu, that is taking ‘pretention’ too far. Assure me please, you are pretending. I will die of shock if you don’t do that ‘
    ———————–
    Baby, Could you please sit by me and scratch my back?’
    ‘Baby? I’m not a baby and you are not a kid . You know what you are?’
    ‘I’m an young man, forced, destined to live as a chained prisoner with an uneducated, old, withered, country woman, but still maintaining my charm! I’m –‘
    ‘You are, you are an oblivion oldie, good for nothing, ego-eaten, elephant headed, head, heart and bladder packed with outdated ideas, unfit for this century but still I’m tolerating you!’
    ‘Wah, Ammalu! Appa Iyer school anchaam class, fifth standard, bringing poetry, prose, all in one capsule.
    Ammalu Get some water, please’
    ‘What happened SP? Are you Ok ? Coming in a minute. I will
    Sit by you and scratch your back’
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  • Ammalu is always right

    ‘Had I waited for a few days more, I could have obtained a better wife, says Kamakshi’
    ‘Was she in the waiting queue to marry you?’
    ‘I don’t think so’
    ‘Then why is she worried now ? Is she prepared to leave her husband, five children, nine grandchildren and come with you, if I vacate my seat for her?’
    ‘I don’t think so’
    ‘Then why did she say that?’
    ‘No, Ammalu, she didn’t say that’
    ‘But you said, she said so?’
    ‘No, Ammalu, that was my imagination’
    ‘Ok, had you waited for a few days, months or years or centuries more, do you think you would have got a better wife than me?’
    ‘No, Ammalu, I don’t think so’
    ‘Good. Go and bring two packs of milk. I will make a super coffee for you’
    ‘And some pakoda too’
    ‘Sure, for your next round of imagination’

  • My navel is nothing for her!

    Glad to inform my friends that the first chapter of my treatment was over today, with the last dose of the Harmone injection. Originally, six monthly doses were prescribed, now reduced to four. So much so good.
    What the nurse pushed into my system will play havoc for a few days, I know from experience. She too knows that from books but she smiled intentionally while unintentionally, I looked into her eyes. Her concentration was on my navel area around which she would select a holy dot to push in the powerful medicine.
    ‘Do you know the value of my ‘thoppul’ or naabhi ? I wanted to ask her. Were a male nurse, I would has asked, but not to a female. My time is bad. Why invite problems?
    For the nurse, male or female, It is only a scar on my abdomen, called ‘umbilicus’. There are many scars on the body and this is one among those!
    No, lady with a syringe needle in hand, it is not just a scar. It is a perpetual monument to remind my relationship with my mother!it is the holy spot which connected me with her, through the umbilical! She nourished me through the cord which was sticking to my navel, which you now call a ‘scar’! Had I the wisdom which I have now, when I was born, I would have preserved a piece of the long chord and worshipped. But another lady of your clan, holding a pair of scissors in her hand, cut it off merciless.
    I was about to get up from the exam. table and grab the hand of the nurse when appeared before my eyes the ever enchanting form of Anantha Padmanabha, reclining on a multi hooded serpent, a long lotus stem projecting from his ‘naabhi ‘ at the top of which was a blooming lotus on which was seated Brahma with four heads turning and looking at all the four sides ready to create, men, women, animals, birds, insects everything , everything!
    ‘Anantha Padmanabham aasrayae’ I wanted to sing.
    No chance, no words were coming out. I wanted to tell her at least, ‘my naval is my center of gravity. What an amazing brain it was to suspend me to my mother’s womb through a chord, from the exact center of my body? Praise to Him!
    ‘Yesunathar Paadinaal avar enna paaduvar?’
    No luck. No words were coming out of my mouth.
    I was not moving out of the table!
    Time was running out. Other patients were awaiting some on wheel chair, some slanting on the arm or shoulder of the life partner and some simply looking at the roof wondering what past crime or habit, brought them there. The nurse looked at my pulse, which was precise to the text book reading .There was no need for Megh to see my pulse as her natural brain scanner which records every vibration in my internal cells and external skin told her that things were perfectly normal with me.
    So, she whispered into my ears, Appa, ‘chakka pazham – Jack fruit’, which I like most, but for which, there is a ration card!
    I got up from the table with a jerk, like the Kalpathy or Perinkulam chariot, given a push from the back by a huge pachyderm, like lazy Ammalu, wasting her time reading Ananda Vikatan and Kalki, when a picture of Ammini or Paru, Karthyayani or KalyAni , drops from the gaps of the pages.
    When I walked towards the gate, through the long corridors, the nurse was watching from the back, till my shadow disappeared from her sight.
    ‘When is his next appointment?,’ she enquired the reception girl.
    ‘Over; no more shots for him’
    She thanked Saint Patrick as it was his day yesterday.
    Ps. Below is a drawing of the Vitruvian Man by Leonardo da Vinci, to show the navel as the center in the circle – drawing from the Internet.
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