“Is there any relation between us, other than you are my wife an I’m your husband, Ammalu?” “I think so. For our children, you are their father and me, their mother” “How do you answer my questions so spontaneously?” “Not spontaneously. I have prepared an answer book for all such stupid questions expected from … Read more
“Pantulu garu eami pAtta paduthunAra, Meenaatchi?” “PAtta lethu, ketta lethu. . Ammalugaru thittiyAranta. “Enthukku? Eami thappu chesiyAru pApam?” —— “SP Sir, is singing, MeenAtchi ?” “No singing. Ammalu madam scolded him, it seems” “For what? What mistake did he commit ?” “At night, after madam slept, he sneaked out and made a call to someone … Read more
“Amazing, Ammalu, amazing!” “What?” “See how gracefully that couple float in our front, on the footpath” “They are not floating. How can anyone float on the foot path?” “Their walk, holding hand in hand, under the setting sun, in a lush green park, Is floating, for me. Borrow some poetry from me” “Hold my hand, … Read more
“Many Facebook friends have displayed photos with their valentines. How nice it would have been, if I too had displayed our photo?” “I’m your wife, not valentine” “Just for fun. I will caption the picture, ‘ me with my valentine” “Not a bad idea. I will share that photo on my timeline and say, ‘me … Read more
“Keep an eye on your weight and waistline , Ammalu” “Impossible. As long as you are inside or outside the house, my eyes will be always on you” “How, when I’m out, You have a mobile camera to track my movements?” “Why camera? My eyes! A woman who suspects her husband has eyes all over … Read more
“Madam, severe memory loss. Can you help me please?” ” Sure, did you forget your name?” “Not mine, my wife’s” “Ammini?” “Oooooz! If my wife hears that name there will be instant floods” “Parukkutty, Parameswary, Panki” “No, no, if my wife hears those names there will be tsunami” “I failed in rekindling your memory. Name … Read more
Your mom seems to have some misunderstanding about me. Why don’t you tell her that I’m an innocent man” “I did tell her, but she is not convinced” “Tell her I’m child- like; I know nothing” “I told her” “What did she say?” “She yelled at me” “Yelling is OK. All old women do that. … Read more
“Considering various aspects, I have reconciled to the fact that we are a married couple” “Oh, you wasted your time, energy and sleep to come to the conclusion? I would have settled the issue in one minute” “How, Ammalu?” “I would have shown your letter to my mother, confirming that you were married to me, … Read more
“Wonder wether you have installed a remote Camera Monitoring System in my bath room!” “No. Why in your bath room?” “In other places you have installed?” “Why should I? Am I your wife or a spy?” “Then, how do I hear your instructions such as: ‘Water has not reached your central back; soap -patch is … Read more
Facebook friends. “Why are you yelling at our son, Ammalu?” “He liked a picture of a girl in the Facebook and commented,’Wah, Amazing! What a picture! What a pose!’. A gentleman is waiting in our drawing room to meet him and ask for explanation but he refuses to meet the visitor. ‘Wah, amazing’ is meaningless … Read more