A10 — AMMULU STORIES AND OTHER FUN FOUNTAINS

”just now, I took a vow not to tell a single lie to you, Ammalu” ” Why to me alone. You should never lie to anyone in the world’ ”’ But you are my world, Ammalu!” ”Fut goes  your vow-  within 40 seconds!”

”When will you take life seriously?” ”Means?” ”Rise, eat and sleep in time, dress tastefully, talk more sensibly, be helpful to your your wife and children etc etc” ”Then what happens ?” ”Then, my friends like Ammini well praise you” ” Ammalu, Nair is doing everything you mentioned, but Ammini says that her husband is … Read more

”For an hour, just for an hour , keep the negative thoughts away from your mind and see how your face shines.” ” How do you know whether negative or positive thoughts are passing through my mind, whether my face waxes or wanes? You are not always sitting before me staring at my face.” ”I … Read more

” I’m daunted by a damn doubt, Ammalu” ” Say, ‘a new doubt”. Is it about the possible permutation and combination of the political parties in the next election?” ”No such silly things. My doubt is about the gold chain of  mango-design, your father’s  wedding gift.  Is it really of 22 carat gold ? ” ”Date-expired … Read more

Wrong place for the right thoughts ” Aren’t you talking almost  non-stop, since we came here ?” ”Ammlu, unlike you, I have a lot of wisdom to be conveyed conveyed to the lay men” ”Accepted, but not at this place. This is a clinic where people, like you, have come to get their ears tested … Read more

” If  the world has room for only smart and intelligent people where will you go, Ammalu?” ” Why should  I go at all, when I have my own companion of my own grade in my own house?”

“I met an old man whose first son is in America, owning two cars and two bungalows, but on loan, the second son in London owning four bungalows and two cars , also on loan.” ”Lucky sons. What is the old man doing ?” ”He drives an autoriksha.” ”Oh, how sad, Ammalu” ” What is … Read more

  ” I am really worried, Ammalu. I don’t know what to do” “Did you lose your wallet in the bus again?” “No. The Saturn has entered my 8th house–” ”The Jupiter the 9th, the Venus the 7th, right?” ” Yes, yes. But who told you ?” ” Every one around here. The servant maid … Read more

“You brought me all the way to see this sinful shows by shameless women, exposing every thing and rolling on the beach sand?” “Adjust your spectacles and see Ammalu. If you see carefully you will find that ‘everything’ is not exposed. Strips of white clothes conceal them from your eyes.” ” You will see them … Read more

“What is your opinion about our new servant maid ?” ” She joined us hardly a month ago. Too early to comment” ” I joined you long long ago. What is your opinion about me, Ammalu?” ” Too late to comment” ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————– ”who is that good looking woman going behind our new neighbor?” ”Can’t be … Read more