“What is your opinion about our new servant maid ?”
” She joined us hardly a month ago. Too early to comment”
” I joined you long long ago. What is your opinion about me, Ammalu?”
” Too late to comment”
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”who is that good looking woman going behind our new neighbor?”
”Can’t be his wife”
”How “
‘Which good looking woman, other than me, walks behind her husband, in this town?”
” Wah, You are rocking, Ammalu”
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“Ammalu, I want to confess a sin committed”
”I am the wrong person . Visit the church next door and speak to the Pathiri.”
‘”It is to be confessed to you and you alone”
”Did you speak some nonsense to your ex colleague Ammini?”
‘Never in my life, have I spoken a word to Ammini” .
“Oh, this lie I can’t handle. You need a pathiry’s help only”
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Ammalu, did you see my comb. It is not there on the bathroom table”
”Where do you usually keep your comb.?”
”In the dressing table drawer”
” Then, why did you go to bathroom in search of it?”
”Because, things in this house don’t stay in their place . They keep walking on their legs.”
” They do, I agree . But they come back to the original place sooner or later. I just saw your comb returning, after finishing its job in the bath room”
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‘Ammalu, God always lives in the heart of good people. I can hear His heartbeat within me. How will you understand all these complicated issues ?”
”Complication, where? you are a good man, God lives in your heart, you hear His heartbeats . So simple and straight forward.”
” I thought you would bombard me with questions. “
”Such as?”
“How did God enter inside your heart, if the heartbeats you hear are God’s, what happened to your own heart beats etc'”
” Only if I doubt what you said then those questions arise, right?”
”OMG, that statement of yours puts me into difficulty. I have now started worrying what happened to my own heartbeats.”
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” I have decided to help you right from today, in your kitchen work. How do I do that, Ammalu?””By keeping away from the kitchen till the food is ready”
”You have already said what you wanted to say”
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”I know every face in this women’s group except one”
“Don’t quit that easily; it could be your wife’s”
“Not exactly, but—–“
” you have said it, my lovely, scholarly husband; not once but twice”
“How you say?”
“Because everyone says so”
‘Who is that every one?”
‘My wife”
” But, I can confidently tell you that you aren’t a good man”
“How you say ?”
” Because everyone says so “
‘who is that every one?”
‘My wife “
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