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‘Give me your blessings uncle. Your blessings, not god’s. I don’t believe in God ‘ ‘Oh!’ ‘I don’t believe in astrology and other worn out practices’ ‘Oh!’ ‘We are in the 21st century, a free world. People forget that’ ‘Oh!’ ‘Why do you say, ‘oh, oh’ and nothing else ?’ ‘You love a girl?’ ‘Yes, … Read more

When both living under the same roof are of the same age

‘Vicha, the newspaper fellow claims that he didn’t collect his bill for the last three months. Is he right?’ ‘Anna, how do I know? You settle all bills and not me!’ ‘So, you have no responsibility in this house? You are careless, forgetful, irresponsible—‘ ‘Anna, I saw some clothes in the washing machine’ ‘Oh, woo, … Read more

Current century’s theory

A day of chats, it looks today. ‘Mama, namaskaram, aaseervaadam pannunkol’ ‘Namaskaram, deerghasumangali bhava’ ‘How do you know that I’m a sumangali?’ ‘You called me ‘mAma’ ; so you should be a ‘mAmi’ ‘If I’m unmarried?’ ‘Still my blessings hold’ ‘If I don’t want to marry?’ ‘Still my blessings hold. Mangalam is auspiciousness. You will … Read more

For a fees

    ‘I need your help, Thirumeni’ ‘I’m not a Nambudiri’ ‘Aren’t you the Malayali mantravadi, people are talking about?’ ‘No. But I know some mantrams and tanthrams . You want to attract some old woman?’ ‘I can do that myself’ ‘How old are you?’ ‘Eighty’ ‘Oh, then you don’t need my help’ ‘My problem … Read more

'Intha Ayyaru ( that is me ) poi solla mATARu – never lies '

35 years of hard work, in Govt. department is not a joke. He retired. ‘Complete rest, SP’.  He said. ‘Yes,’ I endorsed, ‘don’t move out of your house during the first three months’ ‘But, how to spend time?’ He had a genuine doubt. ‘Spend time chatting, playing, quarreling with your wife. She deserves your company, … Read more