Ammalu is always right

‘Ammalu, I’m less angry with your idiotic illiteracy, irritating orthodoxy and irredeemable ignorance than with your illegitimate proud’ ‘SP, talk in English, please!’ ‘Dear? You call me dear? Am I your boy friend? What do you think about yourself, Ammalu?’ ‘I never said ‘dear’. I said, ‘wear’ your shirt. Then, I asked, ‘ can you … Read more

you’re a Sundarakuttan

  Almost all oldies, except me and including my brother Vicha, feel that they have all the problems under the sky but unrecognized or underestimated by others. Early morning today, he neighed from his bed, ‘Anna, odivaa, come rushing!’ ‘Enna aatchu Vicha! Are you still on the plain or flying up?,’ I enquired and went … Read more

America life hasn’t changed me a bit!

The cost of living has skyrocketed in these four years of my absence from the country. The plantain cart wallah came near the gate. ‘Babu, dozen entha? How much a dozen?’ ‘Dabbhai. Seventy rupees, Sir’ ‘Seventy rupees for a dozen banana!’ I couldn’t believe. I tried to calculate the cost of each plantain. 70/12–? 5 … Read more

Bye, Baltimore story, last chapter

Sharath, who took me to the USCIS office for the interview enquired the officer whether he could be with me inside, as I might have problem to follow her pronunciation. ‘Don’t worry,’ assured the charming lady smiling, ‘your dad will be fine’. Here, all officials smile and speak sweetly. Even a doctor conveying to the … Read more