‘Ammalu, did Paru come with a complaint about me, an hour ago?
‘No. Her husband came’
‘Oh, my god! Wonder why women complain to their husbands. Bad habit’
‘Yes, it is. That’s why I don’t bring my complaints to you’
‘Someone misbehaves with you? Tell me his name. I will extract his one ear from the head’
‘That was what Paru’s husband also told me’
‘What? He will extract one ear from my head?’
‘Not one, both ears’
cartoon courtesy Ramki chennai