“SP, I sent you to our club to pass on an urgent message and not to give a talk. And what rubbish did you say there ?
‘A quote from your scholar husband, Ammalu’, they said and sent me this:
‘Take care of your husband. Take care of your ball point pens too.
If you don’t have a ball point pen, you can easily borrow one. If your husband is not traceable , you can’t borrow.
And remember refills available for ball point pen. Only for ballpoint pens’’
‘Ammalu, they gave me a standing ovation. They gave me big claps. ‘
‘Those claps were slaps on my face’
‘How, you were not there!’
‘Now, I’m here. I will starve you for the whole day. And I will throw away your books, iPad, iPhone and give you one ball point pen with a dozen refills’