“Madam, I am sure we have met somewhere. Ootty, Olavakkode, Orlando, Ottappalam?”
” No, I had never been to any of those places. My pet dog Drousy did visit all the four places on a pleasure trip.”
”You mean to say that I am an animal which can’t distinguish a woman from a dog?”
” Oh, now I remember. ‘My hubby too had been to those places once.”
” You mean to say that I am insane who can’t distinguish a man from a woman?”
“You are both. You promised to marry me but eloped with another girl”.
“I am extremely sorry. I crave your pardon for mistaking you for another woman. You are certainly not the one I had met in those places”.